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Six months before GTA IV is set, he suddenly became very wealthy. Currently, he lives in one of three (or more) luxury homes - a [[Leftwood]] mansion with a helipad, a luxury mansion in [[Vinewood]], [[Los Santos]] with a parked [[Shamal | Six months before GTA IV is set, he suddenly became very wealthy. Currently, he lives in one of three (or more) luxury homes - a [[Leftwood]] mansion with a helipad, a luxury mansion in [[Vinewood]], [[Los Santos]] with a parked [[Shamal]] outside, and the glass penthouse of [[Harborside Plaza 10]] in [[Alderney City]], fitted with a glass elevator which has a glass jaccuzzi inside as seen in the show [[I'm Rich]] on [[CNT]]. He hires strippers to meditate inside his home, "to remind people just how rich he really is!". He likes to get back at his bullies by purchasing the companies they work at and firing them, doing the same thing to everyone at an amusement park when he wasn't tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. He owns fifteen nearly-identical [[Infernus]] sports cars all monogrammed with the logo that he spent $15 million developing only for his personal use. It reads "TMT" (possibly inspired by Tony Montana's logo in Scarface, and jokingly reminiscent of the McDonalds logo) and the reason he fits everything from gold rims to buildings and even his own condoms with his logo is because he believes "Bitches love initials". He is also sometimes pictured with an entire fleet of [[Patriot]]s, a red [[Cavalcade]] a powerboat on the water, or a helicopter. In [[2008]] he was discussed on a mock television show [[Fizz!]], in which he was shown outside [[Bahama Mamas]] stepping out of a [[Super Diamond]] followed by an entire parade of scandily-clad dancing women. Fizz! showed the subtitle "Parties in Platform Shoes", a reference to McTony's short stature. | ||
He is said to rule his internet businesses with an iron fist - referring to the claim in a [[Weazel News]] interview, he says he keeps an actual iron fist under his pillow to "surprise chicks when they're lulled into a false sense of security". He fancies himself an entrepeneur, having recently revealed a new line of adult diapers and always traveling with a crew of "spokeswhores". In one particular outing, he attacked a waitress with his glass at a restaurant whilst on a tour with his spokeswhores for botching his salad order. He is mentioned in the media about planning to sue [[LC24]] magazine because they had referred to him as Napoleonic. He is lambasted by his Vinewood friends for giving his seventh son a "too normal a name", Pete.[[File:Tmt.png|thumb]] | He is said to rule his internet businesses with an iron fist - referring to the claim in a [[Weazel News]] interview, he says he keeps an actual iron fist under his pillow to "surprise chicks when they're lulled into a false sense of security". He fancies himself an entrepeneur, having recently revealed a new line of adult diapers and always traveling with a crew of "spokeswhores". In one particular outing, he attacked a waitress with his glass at a restaurant whilst on a tour with his spokeswhores for botching his salad order. He is mentioned in the media about planning to sue [[LC24]] magazine because they had referred to him as Napoleonic. He is lambasted by his Vinewood friends for giving his seventh son a "too normal a name", Pete.[[File:Tmt.png|thumb]] | ||