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Tony McTony, which is assumed by all sources to be his real name, was born in 1979 and grew up on the streets of [[Bohan]], [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]]. He was a geeky victim of bullying during his childhood. It is also noted that he was a virgin before he became famous, but now can "get laid 24 hours a day". He is only 5' 3" tall, and very insecure about his height.

Six months before GTA IV is set, he suddenly became very wealthy. Currently, he lives in one of three (or more) luxury homes - a [[Leftwood]] mansion with a helipad, a luxury mansion in [[Vinewood]], [[Los Santos]] with a parked [[Shamal|Shamal (a private jet)]] outside, and the glass penthouse of [[Harborside Plaza 10]] in [[Alderney City]], fitted with a glass elevator which has a glass jaccuzzi inside as seen in the show [[I'm Rich]] on [[CNT]]. He hires strippers to meditate inside his home, "to remind people just how rich he really is!". He likes to get back at his bullies by purchasing the companies they work at and firing them, doing the same thing to everyone at an amusement park when he wasn't tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. He owns fifteen nearly-identical [[Infernus]] sports cars all monogrammed with the logo that he spent $15 million developing only for his personal use. It reads "TMT" (possibly inspired by Tony Montana's logo in Scarface, and jokingly reminiscent of the McDonalds logo) and the reason he fits everything from gold rims to buildings and even his own condoms with his logo is because he believes "Bitches love initials". He is also sometimes pictured with an entire fleet of [[Patriot]]s, a red [[Cavalcade]] a powerboat on the water, or a helicopter. In [[2008]] he was discussed on a mock television show [[Fizz!]], in which he was shown outside [[Bahama Mamas]] stepping out of a [[Super Diamond]] followed by an entire parade of scandily-clad dancing women. Fizz! showed the subtitle "Parties in Platform Shoes", a reference to McTony's short stature.