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===Dialogue=== | ===Dialogue=== | ||
'''Brucie''': Get in the chopper, everyone. Get in! | |||
'''Brucie''': Get in. | |||
'''Brucie''': How about we show these ladies Dragon Heart Plaza from the air, bro? | |||
===Conversations=== | |||
====Conversation One==== | |||
'''Brucie''': Alright let me tell you something... home cremation. That's how I want to go, alright. I read this amazing thing about it online the other day. What do you think babe? | |||
'''Woman''': No way. | |||
'''Brucie''': Why the fuck not? Viking shit is where it's at. Of course, you guys will be dead long before me - I'm planning on hitting a buck fifty. Seriously. | |||
'''Niko''': Life seems longer when I'm with you... | |||
'''Brucie''': Very funny, NB. Argh! Oh my God - what is that, babe? Is that cellulite? | |||
'''Woman''': Why are you picking on me? | |||
'''Brucie''': It better not be. Brucie does not do cellulite. Brucie does not do five hundred crunches a day so he can cuddle fucking cellulite. | |||
'''Niko''': Brucie - chill out - who cares... they're real women. | |||
'''Brucie''': Above all, NB, Brucie does not do real women. I'm living the dream man. Viking dreams, baby. Christ! When I'm gone, you'll understand. | |||
'''Niko''': When you're gone, I'll be one hundred and fifty. | |||
'''Brucie''': Take this thing down a little bit, homie. We want a good view. | |||
'''Brucie''': This is the life, ain't it girls? Flying over the city with a pair of rock hard studs. Something to tell your grandkids, man. You should go back, homie. | |||
'''Brucie''': This is the way to travel, amigo. I know, I get wood every time I go in one of these fucking things. Serious wood man, alright, let me tell you. | |||
'''Niko''': Please be quiet. | |||
''(Arriving back at Brucie's)'' | |||
'''Brucie''': Nicky, you work that thing like a fucking professional, alright? You're a winner just like me, bro. | |||
==Show== | ==Show== | ||