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The main thread of scenes in the video, focusing on protagonist [[Carl Johnson|Carl "CJ" Johnson]] and the members of [[Gangs|gangs]] in [[Los Santos in GTA III Era|Los Santos]], begins with three [[Ballas]] members smoking a joint in an alley, talking trash about [[Grove Street Families]], and discussing their planned murder of Carl's brother, deuteragonist and [[Grove Street Families]] leader [[Sweet|Sean "Sweet" Johnson]].
The main thread of scenes in the video, focusing on protagonist [[Carl Johnson|Carl "CJ" Johnson]] and the members of [[Gangs|gangs]] in [[Los Santos in GTA III Era|Los Santos]], begins with three [[Ballas]] members smoking a joint in an alley, talking trash about [[Grove Street Families]], and discussing their planned murder of Carl's brother, deuteragonist and [[Grove Street Families]] leader [[Sweet|Sean "Sweet" Johnson]].


The next scene shows Smoke and childhood friend and high-ranking [[Grove Street Families]] member [[Ryder|Lance "Ryder" Wilson]] in a house, having a cryptic conversation about "destiny" and "choices". The scene that follows features Sweet, Smoke, aspiring rapper and part-time gang affiliate [[OG Loc|Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross]], and some other Grove Street Families members shooting craps on the sidewalk. Smoke is warning Sweet that "standing by our principles" may be the reason they're "losing the streets". Loc explains that he's a "Gangsta Rapper", and asks them to stop calling him Jeffrey. Smoke and Sweet tell him he should avoid a life like theirs and go to college, "Make something of yourself". Smoke asks Sweet if he's heard from his brother Carl, and Sweet explains that they're not speaking.
The next scene shows Smoke and childhood friend and high-ranking [[Grove Street Families]] member [[Ryder|Lance "Ryder" Wilson]] in a house, having a cryptic conversation about "destiny" and "choices". The scene that follows features Sweet, Smoke, aspiring rapper and part-time gang affiliate [[OG Loc|Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross]], and some other Grove Street Families members shooting craps on the sidewalk. Smoke is warning Sweet that "standing by [our] principles" may be the reason they're "losing the streets". Loc explains that he's a "gangsta rapper", and asks them to stop calling him Jeffrey. Smoke and Sweet tell him he should avoid a life like theirs and go to college, and "make something of yourself". Smoke asks Sweet if he's heard from his brother Carl, and Sweet explains that they're not speaking.


The following scene shows Carl in [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]], attempting to steal cars parked on the side of the road until he pulls a man out of his stopped [[Washington|car]] and steals it. He then speaks on the phone to his friend and business partner [[Joey Leone]], and asks where to take the car, as he needs to get it off the street soon. There is a quick cut-scene of [[The Green Sabre (car)|a green Sabre]] pulling out of a garage, then the next scene depicts Carl mugging a man in an alley.
The following scene shows Carl in [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]], attempting to steal cars parked on the side of the road until he pulls a man out of his stopped [[Washington|car]] and steals it. He then speaks on the phone to his friend and business partner [[Joey Leone]], and asks where to take the car, as he needs to get it off the street soon. There is a quick cut-scene of [[The Green Sabre (car)|a green Sabre]] pulling out of a garage, then the next scene depicts Carl mugging a man in an alley.
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There is another shot of a green Sabre cruising down a road in [[Ganton]], then the final scene features the Sabre driving down the street Sweet's house is on, and then gunfire coming from the car, riddling Sweet's mother's house with bullets. As the car drives away, Sweet rushes into the house, then backs out to stop his sister [[Kendl Johnson]], who was just about to enter. As Kendl weeps on the steps of the porch, Sweet calls Carl to tell him that his mother Beverly is dead.
There is another shot of a green Sabre cruising down a road in [[Ganton]], then the final scene features the Sabre driving down the street Sweet's house is on, and then gunfire coming from the car, riddling Sweet's mother's house with bullets. As the car drives away, Sweet rushes into the house, then backs out to stop his sister [[Kendl Johnson]], who was just about to enter. As Kendl weeps on the steps of the porch, Sweet calls Carl to tell him that his mother Beverly is dead.


The [[First Mission (GTA SA)|first mission]] of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas continues the storyline from this point on.
The [[First Mission (GTA SA)|opening cutscene]] of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas continues the storyline from this point on.


==Script==
==Script==
====Los Santos====
====Los Santos====
(''Walking out of a house towards the police car.'')
(''Tenpenny and Pulaski are walking out of a house towards the police car.'')


'''Frank Tenpenny''': I knew that fat fuck would see it our way.
'''Tenpenny''': I knew that fat fuck would see it our way.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': Yeah, always do, once they understand the choices we're offering. Say Frank, what the hell we gonna do about this Hernandez coming on board with us?
'''Pulaski''': Yeah, always do, once they understand the choices we're offering. Say Frank, what the hell we gonna do about this Hernandez coming on board with us?


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Exactly the same thing as last time. He's either gonna play our way, or he's gonna have a problem like that oversized asshole back there. Look, I ain't worried about that, Pulaski, Pendelbury is more of a concern. If he does what he's threatening, then shit's about to get real interesting.
'''Tenpenny''': Exactly the same thing as last time. He's either gonna play our way, or he's gonna have a problem like that oversized asshole back there. Look, I ain't worried about that, Pulaski, Pendelbury is more of a concern. If he does what he's threatening, then shit's about to get real interesting.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': Yeah. Hey Frank, how about passing me a Smoke?
'''Pulaski''': Yeah. Hey Frank, how about passing me a Smoke?


(''They drive off.'')
(''They drive off.'')


(''Cuts to some Ballas smoking in a driveway.'')
(''The scene cuts to some Ballas smoking in a driveway.'')


'''Balla 1''': Hey, lemme hit some of that, homie.
'''Balla 1''': Hey, lemme hit some of that, homie.
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'''Balla 1''': Man, Grove Street ain't even no real gang no more, homie. They perpetrators, now they even know it. Shit changes. And this shit...
'''Balla 1''': Man, Grove Street ain't even no real gang no more, homie. They perpetrators, now they even know it. Shit changes. And this shit...


(''Pulls out drugs.'')
(''A member pulls out drugs.'')


'''Balla 1''': Changes everybody, man. Even O.G.s want a slice of this... And loyal customers.
'''Balla 1''': Changes everybody, man. Even O.G.s want a slice of this... And loyal customers.
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'''Balla 1''': For sure. Let's bounce, homie.
'''Balla 1''': For sure. Let's bounce, homie.


(''Cut to inside Ryder's house. Ryder is ironing.'')
(''The scene cuts to inside Ryder's house. Ryder is ironing.'')


'''Ryder''': The way I see it, man, I need to be in charge of my destiny, homie.
'''Ryder''': The way I see it, man, I need to be in charge of my destiny, homie.
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====San Fierro====
====San Fierro====
(''In an abandoned lot.'')
(''The scene opens in an abandoned lot.'')


(''T-Bone Mendez is beating the crap out of some guy.'')  
(''Mendez is beating the crap out of some guy.'')  


'''T-Bone Mendez''': You gonna tell me right now, homie. Tell me! You better tell me what I want to know.
'''T-Bone''': You gonna tell me right now, homie. Tell me! You better tell me what I want to know.


'''Mike Toreno''': Hey Mendez!  
'''Toreno''': Hey Mendez!  


(''T-Bone Mendez stops.'')
(''Mendez stops.'')


'''Mike Toreno''': Come on, enough.
'''Toreno''': Come on, enough.


'''T-Bone Mendez''': Punk ass. I think this vato's a fucking rat, ese. I can smell it on him.
'''T-Bone''': Punk ass. I think this vato's a fucking rat, ese. I can smell it on him.


'''Mike Toreno''': I think that's something else we can smell. He ain't going to talk now.
'''Toreno''': I think that's something else we can smell. He ain't going to talk now.


'''T-Bone Mendez''': So what do we do now, holmes?
'''T-Bone''': So what do we do now, holmes?


'''Mike Toreno''': I think I got us a buyer down in Los Santos.
'''Toreno''': I think I got us a buyer down in Los Santos.


'''T-Bone Mendez''': Por cuanto, holmes? How much?
'''T-Bone''': Por cuanto, holmes? How much?


'''Mike Toreno''': Not sure, yet. But they're talking big. Up to a hundred K's a month, low risk.  
'''Toreno''': Not sure, yet. But they're talking big. Up to a hundred K's a month, low risk.  


(''Mike Toreno's phone rings, he answers and T-bone goes back to work on the guy.'')
(''Toreno's phone rings, he answers and T-bone goes back to work on the guy.'')


'''Mike Toreno''': Hello. Yeah. Yes. Yes, you read it correctly. Well, I'm sorry it seems that way to you. Yeah. No. Yes. It's unconventional, yes.
'''Toreno''': Hello. Yeah. Yes. Yes, you read it correctly. Well, I'm sorry it seems that way to you. Yeah. No. Yes. It's unconventional, yes.
T-Bone Mendez: (Talking to half dead guy) Come on. Get off me, man.


'''Mike Toreno''': (Still on phone) Well, when did your methods ever get results? When? Hey, I know people who are dead because of you, so don't mess with me on this one, okay? It's vital that it goes ahead. History will understand. (Quietly) I've done a lot of work, they trust me now. Yeah. No, you can't play with shit and not get dirty. Everybody knows that. Even you, okay? Now look, I gotta go. I gotta go.  
'''T-Bone Mendez:''' (talking to half dead guy) Come on. Get off me, man.


(''Back to T-Bone Mendez who is still beating this guy.'')
'''Toreno''': (still on phone) Well, when did your methods ever get results? When? Hey, I know people who are dead because of you, so don't mess with me on this one, okay? It's vital that it goes ahead. History will understand. (quietly) I've done a lot of work, they trust me now. Yeah. No, you can't play with shit and not get dirty. Everybody knows that. Even you, okay? Now look, I gotta go. I gotta go.


'''Mike Toreno''': Mendez! Now listen. That was a buyer. We gotta step up production. We're not thinking big enough here, okay? My connections in Panama can get is all the product we need, untouched! But you've got to arrange the market. So why don't you stop dancing with your boyfriend here and get on it, alright? Huh?
(''Toreno turns back to Mendez who is still beating this guy.'')


'''T-Bone Mendez''': Man, fuck it, man.
'''Toreno''': Mendez! Now listen. That was a buyer. We gotta step up production. We're not thinking big enough here, okay? My connections in Panama can get is all the product we need, untouched! But you've got to arrange the market. So why don't you stop dancing with your boyfriend here and get on it, alright? Huh?


(''Mike Toreno leaves.'')
'''T-Bone''': Man, fuck it, man.


'''T-Bone Mendez''': I'm gonna get this piece of shit outta here. (To the now dead guy) You weigh a lot for a fucking dead body, man.
(''Toreno leaves.'')


(''Back in Los Santos.'')
'''T-Bone''': I'm gonna get this piece of shit outta here. (to the now dead guy) You weigh a lot for a fucking dead body, man.
 
(''The scene cuts back to Los Santos.'')


(''Some Grove Street members are playing craps.'')
(''Some Grove Street members are playing craps.'')
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'''Sweet''': Baby needs diapers!  
'''Sweet''': Baby needs diapers!  


(''Rolls dice.'')
(''Sweet rolls dice.'')


'''All Together''': Oh!
'''All Together''': Oh!
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'''Big Smoke''': Oh whatever, man!
'''Big Smoke''': Oh whatever, man!


(''Jeffrey walks right into the game.'')
(''Loc walks right into the game.'')


'''OG Loc''': Man, whoever heard of a gangster rapper called Jeffrey, man?
'''OG Loc''': Man, whoever heard of a gangster rapper called Jeffrey, man?
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'''Big Smoke''': Look man, do whatever you want, but get the fuck outta here.
'''Big Smoke''': Look man, do whatever you want, but get the fuck outta here.


'''Sweet''': (Laughing) No, man, go be a gangster someplace else, baby.
'''Sweet''': (laughing) No, man, go be a gangster someplace else, baby.


'''OG Loc''': (Walking away) Forget y'all!
'''OG Loc''': (walking away) Forget y'all!


'''Big Smoke''': (To Sweet) This ain't a playground craze, man. This is the biggest money-making opportunity that guys like us will ever see.
'''Big Smoke''': (to Sweet) This ain't a playground craze, man. This is the biggest money-making opportunity that guys like us will ever see.


'''Sweet''': I got all the shit I need. Man, I thought we was in this for the hood, not destroying the family, man. This Grove Street, nigga. Roll the dice!
'''Sweet''': I got all the shit I need. Man, I thought we was in this for the hood, not destroying the family, man. This Grove Street, nigga. Roll the dice!
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====Liberty City====
====Liberty City====
(''Red Light District. Carl Johnson is walking around to various cars trying to get into them, but they are locked.'')
(''The scene opens in the Red Light District. Carl is walking around to various cars trying to get into them, but they are locked.'')


'''CJ''': Damn, Shit!
'''CJ''': Damn, Shit!


(''A car stops at a red light right next to Carl. He heads over to the driver side door. Opens it quickly.'')
(''A car stops at a red light right next to Carl. He heads over to the driver side door and opens it quickly.'')


(''Carl lands a quick punch.'')
(''Carl lands a quick punch.'')
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'''CJ''': Get out of the car!  
'''CJ''': Get out of the car!  


(''Throws the driver to the street.'')
(''Carl throws the driver to the street.'')


'''Driver''': What the...
'''Driver''': What the...
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'''CJ''': Out! Now!  
'''CJ''': Out! Now!  


(''Gets in the car and peels out.'')  
(''Carl gets in the car and peels out.'')  


(''Now driving towards St. Marks area talking on a cell phone.'')  
(''Carl is now driving towards St. Marks area talking on a cell phone.'')  


'''CJ''': Yo. Hey, wassup, man? It's CJ. Yeah. I hear you. I never knew my dad, but my brother used to make my life miserable. yeah, well, that's what family for. Anyway, I got that thing you wanted. Want me to shoot it by the garage? No, no. I gotta get this thing off the street, man. It's way hot. All right, cool. Later.  
'''CJ''': Yo. Hey, wassup, man? It's CJ. Yeah. I hear you. I never knew my dad, but my brother used to make my life miserable. yeah, well, that's what family for. Anyway, I got that thing you wanted. Want me to shoot it by the garage? No, no. I gotta get this thing off the street, man. It's way hot. All right, cool. Later.  


(''Hangs up.'')
(''Carl hangs up.'')


(''Cut to Salvatore Leone's office in his house in St. Marks.'')
(''The scene cuts to Salvatore Leone's office in his house in St. Marks.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': So, Johnny, you want five million dollars of my money?
'''Salvatore''': So, Johnny, you want five million dollars of my money?


'''Johnny Sindacco''': I want to help you make a fortune, Mr. Leone. My father wants to unite our organizations.
'''Johnny''': I want to help you make a fortune, Mr. Leone. My father wants to unite our organizations.


'''Salvatore Leone''': The Sindaccos and the Leones? That's impossible. That's been impossible since your associates whacked my cousin. Hey, you know me. Business is business. The personal stuff is nonsense. I'd like to see a way past this bullshit. Now where were we?
'''Salvatore''': The Sindaccos and the Leones? That's impossible. That's been impossible since your associates whacked my cousin. Hey, you know me. Business is business. The personal stuff is nonsense. I'd like to see a way past this bullshit. Now where were we?


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Uh, you was... Seeing a way past this?
'''Johnny''': Uh, you was... Seeing a way past this?


'''Salvatore Leone''': No, I was saying I'd like to, and you were asking me for five million dollars. So, let me understand it. I go in on your casino, take a third stake alone with your organization, and the Forelli's, then I let you guys manage my investment for me?
'''Salvatore''': No, I was saying I'd like to, and you were asking me for five million dollars. So, let me understand it. I go in on your casino, take a third stake alone with your organization, and the Forelli's, then I let you guys manage my investment for me?


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Bingo!
'''Johnny''': Bingo!


'''Salvatore Leone''': Yeah. Yeah. You must really think my mother, God rest her soul, fucked an idiot instead of my father. Are you calling my mother an idiot who goes with morons?  
'''Salvatore''': Yeah. Yeah. You must really think my mother, God rest her soul, fucked an idiot instead of my father. Are you calling my mother an idiot who goes with morons?  


(''One of Salvatore's bodyguards stands up and gets close to Johnny Sindacco. Johnny gets up.'')
(''One of Salvatore's bodyguards stands up and gets close to Johnny, who gets up.'')


'''Johnny Sindacco''': No, of course not, Mr. Leone. I'm only making an offer. Clearly, I misinterpreted your intentions here. Look, I humbly apologize. Forgive me.
'''Johnny''': No, of course not, Mr. Leone. I'm only making an offer. Clearly, I misinterpreted your intentions here. Look, I humbly apologize. Forgive me.


(''Salvatore stands up, mad.'')
(''Salvatore stands up, mad.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': Sit down or I'll slit your throat myself!  
'''Salvatore''': Sit down or I'll slit your throat myself!  


(''Johnny Sindacco sits.'')  
(''Johnny sits.'')  


'''Salvatore Leone''': You little cocksucker. Ever since Sonny Forelli got himself pasted all over Florida, you think you run things in this town. You show me no respect. You insult my family. Your father? He ain't fit to wipe my ass. I'd fuck an elephant before I'd fuck your mother. How does that feel?
'''Salvatore''': You little cocksucker. Ever since Sonny Forelli got himself pasted all over Florida, you think you run things in this town. You show me no respect. You insult my family. Your father? He ain't fit to wipe my ass. I'd fuck an elephant before I'd fuck your mother. How does that feel?


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Mr. Leone, I think you're just misunderstanding...
'''Johnny''': Mr. Leone, I think you're just misunderstanding...


'''Salvatore Leone''': Hey, you're a good kid. Me, I'm just an old fool. What do I know? Nothing, really. Actually, less than nothing. You can have the money.
'''Salvatore''': Hey, you're a good kid. Me, I'm just an old fool. What do I know? Nothing, really. Actually, less than nothing. You can have the money.


'''Johnny Sindacco''': We can?
'''Johnny''': We can?


'''Salvatore Leone''': If you give me control of the books.
'''Salvatore''': If you give me control of the books.


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Yeah, you see, we can't do that, Mister Leone.
'''Johnny''': Yeah, you see, we can't do that, Mister Leone.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Then, I meant it. Your mother's a fucking transvestite. I got an idea. What about a third party? An independent guy. He runs the place, and together we run him.
'''Salvatore''': Then, I meant it. Your mother's a fucking transvestite. I got an idea. What about a third party? An independent guy. He runs the place, and together we run him.


'''Johnny Sindacco''': We can't do that, Mr. Leone. We got our guy in there already.
'''Johnny''': We can't do that, Mr. Leone. We got our guy in there already.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Get rid of him. Show me exactly how much you want my organization's involvement.
'''Salvatore''': Get rid of him. Show me exactly how much you want my organization's involvement.


====Las Venturas====
====Las Venturas====
(''Outside of the Fort Carson Medical Center.'')
(''The scene opens outside the Fort Carson Medical Center.'')


(''Ken Rosenberg walks out of the building, talking to himself.'')
(''Rosie walks out of the building, talking to himself.'')


'''Ken Rosenberg''': I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. Coke is for the weak. Coke is for the weak. I am strong. I am strong! Winners win and losers hit the rails and nail hookers. I am in control of my own destiny! (sighs) I need a job. I've been disbarred from the law. But I'm in control. I've done it. I'm clean! I'm cleaner than a new toilet seat. I don't need a bump! Ha! Ha! Ha... (starts to hitchhike) I could use a ride. Ah, this sucks.
'''Rosie''': I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. Coke is for the weak. Coke is for the weak. I am strong. I am strong! Winners win and losers hit the rails and nail hookers. I am in control of my own destiny! (sighs) I need a job. I've been disbarred from the law. But I'm in control. I've done it. I'm clean! I'm cleaner than a new toilet seat. I don't need a bump! Ha! Ha! Ha... (starts to hitchhike) I could use a ride. Ah, this sucks.


====Los Santos====
====Los Santos====
(''Frank Tenpenny is on a cell phone outside a donut shop leaning on their police car.'')
(''Tenpenny is on a cell phone outside a donut shop leaning on their police car.'')


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Listen to me, son. I don't give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about your principles, I don't give a fuck about your friends. People who get in my way get fucked with. Now, you got paid. You took the money.  
'''Tenpenny''': Listen to me, son. I don't give a fuck about you, I don't give a fuck about your principles, I don't give a fuck about your friends. People who get in my way get fucked with. Now, you got paid. You took the money.  


(''Eddie Pulaski comes toward the car from the donut place.'')
(''Pulaski comes toward the car from the donut place.'')


'''Frank Tenpenny''': I'm trying to set you up for life here, boy, and you're inadequate. You're no use to me at all, boy. Maybe I should kill you instead? (To Eddie) Eddie, organize a hit squad.
'''Tenpenny''': I'm trying to set you up for life here, boy, and you're inadequate. You're no use to me at all, boy. Maybe I should kill you instead? (to Eddie) Eddie, organize a hit squad.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': Not a problem.
'''Pulaski''': Not a problem.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': (Back into the phone) You hear that? You feelin' me here? You about to wake up with your head fifty feet away from your body, son. Do what we agreed.  Oh, you think you can put one over on me? Do you? I don't think so. So do it! This week!
'''Tenpenny''': (back into the phone) You hear that? You feelin' me here? You about to wake up with your head fifty feet away from your body, son. Do what we agreed.  Oh, you think you can put one over on me? Do you? I don't think so. So do it! This week!


(''Hangs up the phone.'')
(''Tenpenny hangs up the phone.'')


'''Eddie Pulaski''': All good, pal?
'''Pulaski''': All good, pal?


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Pal? I'm your superior officer and don't you forget that shit! But yeah, all good.
'''Tenpenny''': Pal? I'm your superior officer and don't you forget that shit! But yeah, all good.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': So is he gonna do it?
'''Pulaski''': So is he gonna do it?


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Didn't I say it's all good?  
'''Tenpenny''': Didn't I say it's all good?  


(''They get into the car.'')
(''They get into the car.'')


'''Eddie Pulaski''': So we gonna go get the kid?
'''Pulaski''': So we gonna go get the kid?


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Yeah. Let's initiate the little bastard onto the force.
'''Tenpenny''': Yeah. Let's initiate the little bastard onto the force.


(''Cuts to a slow shot following a green Sabre out of a garage.'')
(''The scene cuts to a slow shot following a green Sabre out of a garage.'')


(''Then cuts back to Ken Rosenberg at a payphone in Las Venturas.'')
(''Now the scene cuts back to Rosie at a payphone in Las Venturas.'')


'''Ken''': Ah, yes. Tommy Vercetti, please. Tell him Ken Rosenberg called. Ken Rosenberg. You haven't heard of me? Who are you? Ken Rosenberg. Ro-sen-berg! Oh! Oh really? You told him I called? Look, I made that ingrate, and now he won't take my calls? Just put him on the phone right now! Hello? Hello? Damn it!  
'''Rosie''': Ah, yes. Tommy Vercetti, please. Tell him Ken Rosenberg called. Ken Rosenberg. You haven't heard of me? Who are you? Ken Rosenberg. Ro-sen-berg! Oh! Oh really? You told him I called? Look, I made that ingrate, and now he won't take my calls? Just put him on the phone right now! Hello? Hello? Damn it!  


(''Hangs up.'')
(''He hangs up.'')


====Salford, England====
====Salford, England====
(''Cuts to Kent Paul hanging up a phone, they are in a recording studio.'')
(''The scene opens to Paul hanging up a phone, with him and Maccer in a recording studio.'')


'''Paul''': I got the signature! I am now the proud and legal manager of The Gurning Chimps. (To Maccer) You're mine, Maccer, son. You're mine. Fifty grand it cost me to buy you out of your contract. You're like a race horse or a great little sloshpot. Guaranteed banker. This time, my son, this time!
'''Paul''': I got the signature! I am now the proud and legal manager of The Gurning Chimps. (to Maccer) You're mine, Maccer, son. You're mine. Fifty grand it cost me to buy you out of your contract. You're like a race horse or a great little sloshpot. Guaranteed banker. This time, my son, this time!


'''Maccer''': Fucking great, kiddo. Bowing in! Give us a hug!
'''Maccer''': Fucking great, kiddo. Bowing in! Give us a hug!
Paul: Come here!
 
'''Paul:''' Come here!


(''They hug.'')
(''They hug.'')


'''Maccer''': I love you, lad. I love you. (Still hugging) I've never felt like this before.
'''Maccer''': I love you, lad. I love you. (still hugging) I've never felt like this before.
Paul: Fantastic, son. A bit of emotion never hurt no one. (Still hugging) Err, great.  
 
'''Paul:''' Fantastic, son. A bit of emotion never hurt no one. (still hugging) Err, great.  


(''Paul lets go, Maccer still hugging.'')
(''Paul lets go, Maccer still hugging.'')
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(''Maccer walks away.'')
(''Maccer walks away.'')


'''Paul''': (Quietly) Fifty grand for this northern prick.
'''Paul''': (quietly) Fifty grand for this northern prick.


'''Maccer''': America! America! I can't fucking wait!
'''Maccer''': America! America! I can't fucking wait!


====Liberty City====
====Liberty City====
(''Carl walking down an alley in the red light district. A man walks by him going the other direction. CJ quickly turns around, pulls out a pistol and shoves the man against the wall.'')
(''Carl is walking down an alley in the red light district. A man walks by him going the other direction. Carl quickly turns around, pulls out a pistol and shoves the man against the wall.'')


'''CJ''': Give me your fucking money!
'''CJ''': Give me your fucking money!
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'''Man''': All right, man. All right, man.  
'''Man''': All right, man. All right, man.  


(''Gives Carl his wallet.'')
(''The man gives Carl his wallet.'')


'''Man''': Here, man. Here, man, take it.
'''Man''': Here, man. Here, man, take it.
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'''CJ''': Punk ass motherfucker!
'''CJ''': Punk ass motherfucker!


(''Scene cuts to the desert of San Andreas. Two men are digging.'')
(''The scene cuts to the desert of San Andreas. Two men are digging.'')


'''Man 1''': Hey, how's your woman?
'''Man 1''': Hey, how's your woman?
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'''Man 2''': Yeah.  
'''Man 2''': Yeah.  


(''The digging stops, Man 1 walks over to a body on the ground.'')
(''The digging stops, as one of the men walks over to a body on the ground.'')


'''Man 2''': I mean, why'd we whack Mickey anyhow? He was a standup guy.
'''Man 2''': I mean, why'd we whack Mickey anyhow? He was a standup guy.
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'''Man 2''': Oh man.  
'''Man 2''': Oh man.  


(''Getting out of the hole.'')
(''The man is getting out of the hole.'')


'''Man 2''': What, he was on the take?
'''Man 2''': What, he was on the take?
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'''Man 2''': We dig another hole.  
'''Man 2''': We dig another hole.  


(''Goes to get the shovel.'')
(''One of the men goes to get the shovel.'')


'''Man 1''': Exactly. Hey, you hear about Bobby back east?
'''Man 1''': Exactly. Hey, you hear about Bobby back east?
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'''Man 1''': Minchia!  
'''Man 1''': Minchia!  


(''Man 2 starts to cover up the body with dirt.'')
(''One of the men starts to cover up the body with dirt.'')


(''Cut to Salvatore's office in St. Marks.'')
(''The scene cuts to Salvatore's office in St. Marks.'')


(''Johnny Sindacco walks in.'')  
(''Johnny walks in.'')  


'''Johnny Sindacco''': So, we got a vacancy. We kept our end of the bargain.
'''Johnny''': So, we got a vacancy. We kept our end of the bargain.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Then I guess we're on. You want something to drink?
'''Salvatore''': Then I guess we're on. You want something to drink?


'''Johnny Sindacco''': No, no, I'm good, thank you. So who's gonna run this casino for us?
'''Johnny''': No, no, I'm good, thank you. So who's gonna run this casino for us?


'''Salvatore Leone''': Hey, we're gonna need a real idiot. A guy we can all push around. There's this lawyer, used to work for the Forelli's down in Florida. I heard he's sniffing around for a job. Just got out of rehab or something.
'''Salvatore''': Hey, we're gonna need a real idiot. A guy we can all push around. There's this lawyer, used to work for the Forelli's down in Florida. I heard he's sniffing around for a job. Just got out of rehab or something.


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Yeah, that'll work.
'''Johnny''': Yeah, that'll work.


'''Salvatore Leone''': I'll make a call.
'''Salvatore''': I'll make a call.


'''Johnny Sindacco''': Great.
'''Johnny''': Great.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Hey...  
'''Salvatore''': Hey...  


(''They shake hands.'')
(''They shake hands.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': Don't fuck this up, kid.
'''Salvatore''': Don't fuck this up, kid.


(''Cuts to another slow shot of the green Sabre driving through an alley.'')
(''The scene cuts to another slow shot of the green Sabre driving through an alley.'')


(''Goes to Frank Tenpenny and Eddie Pulaski in their police car parked outside the Los Santos PD.'')
(''Now the scene goes to Tenpenny and Pulaski in their police car parked outside the Los Santos Police Department.'')


(''Officer Hernandez walks up to the car.'')
(''Hernandez walks up to the car.'')


'''Eddie Pulaski''': So you're the new kid, huh?
'''Pulaski''': So you're the new kid, huh?


'''Officer Hernandez''': Yeah, been working on the streets three years though, and I realize there is only one kind of crime in Los Santos... Gang crime. That's why I joined CRASH.
'''Jimmy''': Yeah, been working on the streets three years though, and I realize there is only one kind of crime in Los Santos... Gang crime. That's why I joined CRASH.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': Get in the car, kid.
'''Pulaski''': Get in the car, kid.


(''Officer Hernandez gets in the back, they start to drive.'')
(''Hernandez gets in the back, they start to drive.'')


'''Officer Hernandez''': I was called in on this domestic dispute case once. You got this young kid, okay? Can't be more than twenty years old, beating up his wife. So I figure, easy, right? No man hits a woman. Well, it turns out this woman spends all day freebasing and nearly let their kid starve to death. All right, so what do I do? I could take this guy in, and leave a little kid with a drug-addict mother, or I let a guy off with beating up his wife. I mean, it's difficult out there.
'''Jimmy''': I was called in on this domestic dispute case once. You got this young kid, okay? Can't be more than twenty years old, beating up his wife. So I figure, easy, right? No man hits a woman. Well, it turns out this woman spends all day freebasing and nearly let their kid starve to death. All right, so what do I do? I could take this guy in, and leave a little kid with a drug-addict mother, or I let a guy off with beating up his wife. I mean, it's difficult out there.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Domestic violence?
'''Tenpenny''': Domestic violence?


'''Officer Hernandez''': Yeah, yeah. Serious stuff, man.
'''Jimmy''': Yeah, yeah. Serious stuff, man.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Yeah, I'm sure. Eddie, pull over.  
'''Tenpenny''': Yeah, I'm sure. Eddie, pull over.  


(''They pull over.'')
(''They pull over.'')


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Well, I deal with drug dealers, gang bangers and psychotics, all of them chasing after a lot of money, none of them scared to kill me, you, or all our families, if they think it will help them. Now this is a bit more serious than a domestic dispute, pal.
'''Tenpenny''': Well, I deal with drug dealers, gang bangers and psychotics, all of them chasing after a lot of money, none of them scared to kill me, you, or all our families, if they think it will help them. Now this is a bit more serious than a domestic dispute, pal.


'''Officer Hernandez''': I didn't mean anything by it. I was just---
'''Jimmy''': I didn't mean anything by it. I was just---


'''Frank Tenpenny''': I'm not really interested in what you meant to say. See, what you said was you found a woman on drugs a difficult situation. Now how the hell am I supposed to trust you if you're so easily confused?
'''Tenpenny''': I'm not really interested in what you meant to say. See, what you said was you found a woman on drugs a difficult situation. Now how the hell am I supposed to trust you if you're so easily confused?


'''Officer Hernandez''': Look, I'm a good cop.  
'''Jimmy''': Look, I'm a good cop.  


'''Frank Tenpenny''': This ain't about being a good cop, Pepe.
'''Tenpenny''': This ain't about being a good cop, Pepe.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': It's about taking control of the streets from the fucking savages who've got it now!
'''Pulaski''': It's about taking control of the streets from the fucking savages who've got it now!


'''Officer Hernandez''': I know!
'''Jimmy''': I know!


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Then you'll do what it takes?
'''Tenpenny''': Then you'll do what it takes?


'''Officer Hernandez''': Yeah, whatever it takes!
'''Jimmy''': Yeah, whatever it takes!


'''Frank Tenpenny''': 'Cause this is a game of percentages, 24/7, 365. We're just trying to screw as many bad guys as we can.
'''Tenpenny''': 'Cause this is a game of percentages, 24/7, 365. We're just trying to screw as many bad guys as we can.


'''Officer Hernandez''': Yeah, I know.
'''Jimmy''': Yeah, I know.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': That means letting some bad guys get away with things.
'''Tenpenny''': That means letting some bad guys get away with things.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': And sometimes it means doing shit that you ain't proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture.
'''Pulaski''': And sometimes it means doing shit that you ain't proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture.


'''Officer Hernandez''': Look, I know.
'''Jimmy''': Look, I know.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': You don't know shit. Get the fuck out of the car, ese.
'''Tenpenny''': You don't know shit. Get the fuck out of the car, ese.


(''Officer Hernandez gets out.'')
(''Hernandez gets out.'')


(''Cuts to another shot of the green Sabre driving down the street in Ganton.''
(''The scene cuts to another shot of the green Sabre driving down the street in Ganton.'')


(''Cuts to Las Venturas, inside the Caligula's Palace casino office.'')
(''Now it cuts to Las Venturas, inside the Caligula's Palace casino office.'')


(''Ken Rosenberg is sitting at the desk. Suddenly, Salvatore Leone walks in with a bodyguard, angry.'')
(''Rosie is sitting at the desk. Suddenly, Salvatore walks in with a bodyguard, angry.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': Are you enjoying yourself, huh?
'''Salvatore''': Are you enjoying yourself, huh?


(''Ken is getting up.'')  
(''Rosie is getting up.'')  


'''Ken Rosenberg''': N-no! I just-- you know, just getting a feel for the place.
'''Rosie''': N-no! I just-- you know, just getting a feel for the place.


'''Salvatore Leone''': So this is the way it is. You're sitting here already, having a good time. Me, five million in the hole to the Sindacco's, and you not doing a thing about it? Huh?
'''Salvatore''': So this is the way it is. You're sitting here already, having a good time. Me, five million in the hole to the Sindacco's, and you not doing a thing about it? Huh?


'''Ken Rosenberg''': No, not at all. I spoke with Johnny. He explained everything.
'''Rosie''': No, not at all. I spoke with Johnny. He explained everything.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Oh, you spoke with Johnny?
'''Salvatore''': Oh, you spoke with Johnny?


'''Ken Rosenberg''': Yeah, he came by--
'''Rosie''': Yeah, he came by--


Salvatore Leone''': You spoke with him, huh?
'''Salvatore''': You spoke with him, huh?


'''Ken Rosenberg''': Yeah!
'''Rosie''': Yeah!


'''Salvatore Leone''': Did you suck him off as well, you little fucking weasel? You're my man, not his! I got a good mind to end this here and now, you Judas, you rat!
'''Salvatore''': Did you suck him off as well, you little fucking weasel? You're my man, not his! I got a good mind to end this here and now, you Judas, you rat!


'''Ken Rosenberg''': Come on, sir! I thought that was the job.
'''Rosie''': Come on, sir! I thought that was the job.


'''Salvatore Leone''': Oh, you thought that was the job? Mike, (to bodyguard) get the door.
'''Salvatore''': Oh, you thought that was the job? Mike, (to bodyguard) get the door.


(''Mike shuts the door.'')
(''Mike shuts the door.'')


(''Salvatore pulls a gun on Ken and grabs him.'')
(''Salvatore pulls a gun on Rosie and grabs him.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': I'm the job! Me and my money. And I want it back, and I want it back fast. Johnny fucking Sindacco even so much as blinks at you, I want to hear about it. You find a way to get me my money and fast. Understood?
'''Salvatore''': I'm the job! Me and my money. And I want it back, and I want it back fast. Johnny fucking Sindacco even so much as blinks at you, I want to hear about it. You find a way to get me my money and fast. Understood?


'''Ken Rosenberg''': Yes! Yes! Understood! Understood.
'''Rosie''': Yes! Yes! Understood! Understood.


(''Salvatore puts the gun away, Ken sits down.)
(''Salvatore puts the gun away, Rosie sits down.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': And cheer up. Have some fun around here. This is supposed to be a casino, not a monastery. Christ, I've had more fun taking a crap than I've had here. Come on, go get me a drink.  
'''Salvatore''': And cheer up. Have some fun around here. This is supposed to be a casino, not a monastery. Christ, I've had more fun taking a crap than I've had here. Come on, go get me a drink.  


(''Ken gets up.'')
(''Rosie gets up.'')


'''Salvatore Leone''': Smile, schmuck!
'''Salvatore''': Smile, schmuck!


(''Cuts to Los Santos, Eddie Pulaski is kicking a downed police officer, Frank Tenpenny and Officer Hernandez are standing and watching.'')
(''The scene cuts to Los Santos; Pulaski is kicking a downed police officer, while Tenpenny and Hernandez are standing and watching.'')


'''Eddie Pulaski''': (Yelling) Who you gonna tell now?
'''Pulaski''': (yelling) Who you gonna tell now?


'''Frank Tenpenny''': (Stopping Eddie Pulaski) Eddie, chill out, man.
'''Tenpenny''': (stopping Pulaski) Eddie, chill out, man.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': The prick's still breathing.
'''Pulaski''': The prick's still breathing.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': That's good. Officer Hernandez... Finish him off.  
'''Tenpenny''': That's good. Officer Hernandez... Finish him off.  


(''Offers Officer Hernandez a gun.'')
(''Offers Hernandez a gun.'')


'''Officer Hernandez''': Come on. Please. Don't make me do this!
'''Jimmy''': Come on. Please. Don't make me do this!


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Say what?
'''Tenpenny''': Say what?


'''Officer Hernandez''': I can't.
'''Jimmy''': I can't.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Hey, I thought you understood.
'''Tenpenny''': Hey, I thought you understood.


'''Officer Hernandez''': He's a fucking cop, you maniac.
'''Jimmy''': He's a fucking cop, you maniac.


'''Eddie Pulaski''': Not no more he ain't.
'''Pulaski''': Not no more he ain't.


'''Frank Tenpenny''': We went over this. It's about percentages.
'''Tenpenny''': We went over this. It's about percentages.


'''Officer Hernandez''': I know!
'''Jimmy''': I know!


'''Frank Tenpenny''': So who's side you on, his or mine?
'''Tenpenny''': So who's side you on, his or mine?


'''Officer Hernandez''': Yours, Frank! Yours!
'''Jimmy''': Yours, Frank! Yours!


'''Frank Tenpenny''': Then be a fucking man. You cap him, or I cap you.
'''Tenpenny''': Then be a fucking man. You cap him, or I cap you.


''(Officer Hernandez takes the gun but is reluctant to shoot.)''
''(Hernandez takes the gun but is reluctant to shoot.)''


'''Eddie Pulaski:''' Come on, do it! Pull the trigger!
'''Pulaski:''' Come on, do it! Pull the trigger!


(''Officer Hernandez shoots the cop.'')
(''Hernandez shoots the cop.'')


(''Cuts to another shot of the green Sabre driving down the street Sweet's house is on. There are two Balla's in the car. They circle around to Carl's and Sweet's mother [[Beverly Johnson]]'s house and open fire with a big drive-by. As they flee, a GSF member fires at the car but doesn't get anyone.'')
(''The scene cuts to another shot of the green Sabre driving down the street Sweet's house is on. There are two Balla's in the car. They circle around to Carl's and Sweet's mother [[Beverly Johnson]]'s house and open fire with a big drive-by. As they flee, a GSF member fires at the car but doesn't get anyone.'')


(''Sweet rushes into the house.'')
(''Sweet rushes into the house.'')
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'''Kendl''': No! Damn! Damn. No!
'''Kendl''': No! Damn! Damn. No!


(''Cuts to Kendl sitting on the front porch. Sweet is standing above her talking on a phone.'')
(''The scene now cuts to Kendl sitting on the front porch. Sweet is standing above her talking on a phone.'')


'''Sweet''': CJ, it's your brother.
'''Sweet''': CJ, it's your brother.


'''CJ''': (On the phone) Okay. What you want?
'''CJ''': (on the phone) Okay. What you want?


'''Sweet''': I think you better come home. It's about Momma. She's dead, bro.
'''Sweet''': I think you better come home. It's about Momma. She's dead, bro.


(''Cuts to Carl looking sad in a car, shaking his head.'')  
(''The scene cuts to Carl looking sad in a car, shaking his head.'')  


====Welcome to San Andreas====  
====Welcome to San Andreas====  
(''The end.'')
(''The End.'')


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