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== Mission == | == Mission == | ||
[[Image:GTAVC PC Love Fist limo.jpg|left|thumb|[[Tommy Vercetti]] and [[Jezz Torrent]] in the [[Love Fist (vehicle)|Love Fist limousine]].]] | [[Image:GTAVC PC Love Fist limo.jpg|left|thumb|[[Tommy Vercetti]] and [[Jezz Torrent]] in the [[Love Fist (vehicle)|Love Fist limousine]].]] | ||
A psycho fan has placed a bomb in the Love Fist Limo, which will go off if the Limo goes under 50 mp/h, meaning Tommy has to drive over that speed until Love Fist diffuse the bomb in the Limo. Throughout the mission, on the top right side of the screen, a detonation bar will appear | A psycho fan has placed a bomb in the Love Fist Limo, which will go off if the Limo goes under 50 mp/h, meaning Tommy has to drive over that speed until Love Fist diffuse the bomb in the Limo. Throughout the mission, on the top right side of the screen, a detonation bar will appear. If you go beneath a certain speed it will fill up. If you go above a certain speed it will empty down. If the bar fills up completely, the limo explodes and the mission is a failure. When the bomb is diffused, Tommy drives Love Fist to their gig and after a cutscene, the mission is complete. There are four paths you can take to keep driving: | ||
1) '''[[Vice Point]]''': The hardest way. When you start driving make a turn to the opposite direction to which the lim is pointing, without lowering the speed too much. Keep driving through this path until you reach [[Prawn Island]], then keep driving till you reach Vice Point, keep going along all routes you see until Love Fist diffuse the bomb. | 1) '''[[Vice Point]]''': The hardest way. When you start driving make a turn to the opposite direction to which the lim is pointing, without lowering the speed too much. Keep driving through this path until you reach [[Prawn Island]], then keep driving till you reach Vice Point, keep going along all routes you see until Love Fist diffuse the bomb. | ||
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(''Love Fist and Kent Paul are at the V-Rock Studios and Tommy enters the room'') | (''Love Fist and Kent Paul are at the V-Rock Studios and Tommy enters the room'') | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man that psycho's back! | '''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man, that psycho's back! | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': What's going on? | '''Tommy Vercetti''': What's going on? | ||
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'''Kent Paul''': That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone! | '''Kent Paul''': That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone! | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': You didnae kill him | '''Jezz Torrent''': You didnae kill him man. And now he's back. | ||
'''Kent Paul''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is... | '''Kent Paul''': Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is... | ||
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'''Jezz Torrent''': The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust, cause that nutter keeps making threats! | '''Jezz Torrent''': The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust, cause that nutter keeps making threats! | ||
'''Percy''': I'm | '''Percy''': I'm shitin' masel' man. I need ma ma! | ||
'''Dick''': We're all bricking ourselves, man. | '''Dick''': We're all bricking ourselves, man. | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': Okay guys, calm down | '''Tommy Vercetti''': Okay guys, calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but, in your case I'll make an exception. | ||
(''Love Fist enter their limo, with Tommy as the driver'') | (''Love Fist enter their limo, with Tommy as the driver'') | ||
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'''Willy''': At last man, time for a well earned drink. | '''Willy''': At last man, time for a well earned drink. | ||
'''Percy''': The venue's just a hundred yards down the road | '''Percy''': The venue's just a hundred yards down the road. | ||
'''Willy''': Better make it a large one then. | '''Willy''': Better make it a large one then. | ||
'''Dick''': Hey Tommy, change the tunes man. | '''Dick''': Hey Tommy, change the tunes, man. | ||
'''Percy''': I get confused if my head ain't banging. Ah look, what this | '''Percy''': I get confused if my head ain't banging. Ah look, what's this? Hey Tommy, stick this tape on. | ||
'''Psycho''': Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over. I gave you the chance to be friends. Now I'm giving you the chance to die | '''Psycho''': Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over. I gave you the chance to be friends. Now, I'm giving you the chance to die. Try to slow down and your limousine will explode, along with your BIG, HAIRY ARSES! | ||
(''Tommy drives the limo whilst Love Fist search for the bomb) | (''Tommy drives the limo whilst Love Fist search for the bomb) | ||
'''Jezz Torrent:''' Tommy pal, you gotta save the band | '''Jezz Torrent:''' Tommy pal, you gotta save the band! | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': I'm getting bored of this. | '''Tommy Vercetti''': I'm getting bored of this. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Just keep the pedal to the metal! | '''Jezz Torrent''': Just keep the pedal to the metal!! | ||
'''Percy''': We gotta find the bomb! | '''Percy''': We gotta find the bomb! | ||
'''Dick''': Can't we just | '''Dick''': Can't we just drive around all day? | ||
'''Willy''': Aye, we've got plenty to drink. | '''Willy''': Aye, we've got plenty to drink.. | ||
'''Percy''': Won't the bomb not be in the engine | '''Percy''': Won't the bomb not be in the engine? We'll have to stop to get it. | ||
'''Willy''': We're all going to die! I'm gonna get drunk! | '''Willy''': We're all going to die! I'm gonna get drunk! | ||
'''Dick''': Hey, there's a | '''Dick''': Hey, there's a queue here pal! | ||
'''Percy''': | '''Percy''': The answer ain't in the drinks cabinet! | ||
'''Willy''': Get out of my way! | '''Willy''': Get out of my way! | ||
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'''Dick''': Hey, the vodka bottle's got wires coming out of it! | '''Dick''': Hey, the vodka bottle's got wires coming out of it! | ||
'''Percy''': That's not vodka, that's BOOMSHINE | '''Percy''': That's not vodka, that's BOOMSHINE! | ||
'''Love Fist''': | '''Love Fist''': WAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! And it's wired to blow!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! | ||
'''Percy''': They always said the drink would kill me. | '''Percy''': They always said the drink would kill me. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I've seen this on the telly. | '''Jezz Torrent''': I've seen this on the telly. you gotta pull out one of the wires. | ||
'''Dick''': Which wire? | '''Dick''': Which wire? | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I don't | '''Jezz Torrent''': I don't know, man. I don't have a clue. | ||
'''Percy''': Willy, say something. I'm gonna play | '''Percy''': Willy, say something. I'm gonna play bass in hell. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy, | '''Jezz Torrent''': Tommy man, keep driving fast, pal. | ||
'''Dick''': Somebody do something | '''Dick''': Somebody do something. | ||
'''Percy''': Aye, clever! Somebody do something, what kind of crap is that | '''Percy''': Aye, clever! 'Somebody do something', what kind of crap is that, I've seen braver girls. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': | '''Jezz Torrent''': Okay tough guy, you do something. | ||
'''Percy''': Look, man | '''Percy''': Look, man, I play a musical instrument I don't have a clue about bomb disposal. | ||
'''Dick''': Willy could just suck | '''Dick''': Willy could just suck the boomshine out with a straw. | ||
'''Willy''': Aye, I've heard that your good at that kind of thing. | '''Willy''': Aye, I've heard that your good at that kind of thing. | ||
'''Percy''': Hey, I was off my tits that night, as well | '''Percy''': Hey, I was off my tits that night, as well you know! | ||
'''Dick''': Just pass Willy a straw! | '''Dick''': Just pass Willy a straw! | ||
'''Willy''': A | '''Willy''': A straw?!?! This is the Love Fist Tour Bus! | ||
'''Percy''': Where am I gonna get a straw from, know | '''Percy''': Where am I gonna get a straw from, know wot I mean? | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire, Tommy? | '''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire, Tommy? | ||
'''Tommy Vercetti''': The green one | '''Tommy Vercetti''': The green one. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': There isn't a green one | '''Jezz Torrent''': There isn't a green one. Or is this one green? | ||
'''Dick''': Any of these wires look green to you? | '''Dick''': Any of these wires look green to you? | ||
'''Percy''': Oh | '''Percy''': Oh no! Death's on the cards! Everything looks green! | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I should have dumped you lot when I had the chance | '''Jezz Torrent''': I should have dumped you lot when I had the chance man. | ||
'''Willy''': Glory seeker. | '''Willy''': Glory seeker. | ||
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'''Percy''': Capitalist. | '''Percy''': Capitalist. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': I've been carrying you for years. | '''Jezz Torrent''': I've been carrying you for years. | ||
'''Dick''': Shut up | '''Dick''': Shut up. You're a muppit. | ||
'''Willy''': A big screaming girl | '''Willy''': A big screaming girl. | ||
'''Dick''': Yeah. Shut up and pull | '''Dick''': Yeah. Shut up and pull a wire. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire? | '''Jezz Torrent''': Which wire? | ||
'''Dick''': This one. | '''Dick''': This one.. | ||
'''Percy''': | '''Percy''': NO! | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Man, we're okay. We | '''Jezz Torrent''': Man, we're okay. We ain't been blown up, pal. | ||
'''Dick''': Tommy, man. | '''Dick''': Tommy, man, nice one. Rock and roll, man. | ||
'''Jezz Torrent''': Ain't we got a gig to go to? | '''Jezz Torrent''': Ain't we got a gig to go to? | ||
'''Willy''': A | '''Willy''': A racket to make? Groupies to abuse? | ||
'''Love Fist''': LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! | '''Love Fist''': LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! LOVE FIST! | ||
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(''Tommy drives Love Fist to the concert, with Percy and Dick staying to talk to Tommy) | (''Tommy drives Love Fist to the concert, with Percy and Dick staying to talk to Tommy) | ||
'''Percy''': Jezz is running the tape | '''Percy''': Jezz is running the tape, so we thought we'd show you our Temple of Rock - Get a feel for that Love Fist fury! | ||
'''Dick''': Listen to yourself, | '''Dick''': Listen to yourself, man. It's papier-mache and gaffa tape. | ||
'''Percy''': Hey, to the kids it's a temple | '''Percy''': Hey, to the kids, it's a temple and we are the priests! | ||
'''Dick''': Aye, well | '''Dick''': Aye, well, if the kids like their priests half cut and tone deaf, who am I to argue? | ||
'''Percy''': Oh geez | '''Percy''': Oh geez, the tape's getting chewed again. At this rate, we'll never get to play live. | ||
'''Dick''': | '''Dick''': Oohh shite! My bowels... | ||
'''Percy''': We gotta get on with it - thanks again Tommy | '''Percy''': We gotta get on with it - thanks again Tommy, Know what I am saying, nice one, bye! | ||
==Note== | |||
In the original PS2 version, the Love Fist limo is not unlocked after this mission. Later versions do. | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||