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Devin Weston was born in [[1962]] and in [[1984]] graduated magna cum laude in Theater and Musical Therapy from the [[San Andreas Community College]] without attending a single lecture. He made his first million [[dollars]] [[1985|one year later]] but spent it in a week. Devin, however, made his fortune in the tech bubble and by investing in a number of industries and products early, including the [[Internet in GTA V|internet]] and [[Acai Berry]] (which he left with a nine figure sum). He also got married at some point prior to [[2013]] and divorced with his wife getting $135 million, which he described as "cheap at the price". According to his [[bedevinweston.com|website]], 'rode the bull till it split in [[1997]] and fleeced the bear till it bled in [[2001]]'. He then 'revolutionized' the hedge fund industry by 'refusing to hedge at all' and continued to invest in a number of companies, bankrupting a large number from [[2004]], describing the number as more than hot meals he had eaten since 2004. In [[2009]] he began a raw food diet, which is the same year he employed [[Molly Schultz]] having personally headhunted her at a 'Resistance Training For Rwanda' benefit workout. He also claimed to have six black belts at the opening bell of the [[BAWSAQ]] stock market in 2009. He also purchased a [[Devin Weston's House|house]] on [[Buen Vino Rd]] in [[Tongva Hills]], a beach house and two ashrams. | Devin Weston was born in [[1962]] and in [[1984]] graduated magna cum laude in Theater and Musical Therapy from the [[San Andreas Community College]] without attending a single lecture. He made his first million [[Money|dollars]] [[1985|one year later]] but spent it in a week. Devin, however, made his fortune in the tech bubble and by investing in a number of industries and products early, including the [[Internet in GTA V|internet]] and [[Acai Berry]] (which he left with a nine figure sum). He also got married at some point prior to [[2013]] and divorced with his wife getting $135 million, which he described as "cheap at the price". According to his [[bedevinweston.com|website]], 'rode the bull till it split in [[1997]] and fleeced the bear till it bled in [[2001]]'. He then 'revolutionized' the hedge fund industry by 'refusing to hedge at all' and continued to invest in a number of companies, bankrupting a large number from [[2004]], describing the number as more than hot meals he had eaten since 2004. In [[2009]] he began a raw food diet, which is the same year he employed [[Molly Schultz]] having personally headhunted her at a 'Resistance Training For Rwanda' benefit workout. He also claimed to have six black belts at the opening bell of the [[BAWSAQ]] stock market in 2009. He also purchased a [[Devin Weston's House|house]] on [[Buen Vino Rd]] in [[Tongva Hills]], a beach house and two ashrams. | ||
Devin, who describes himself as an "adventure capitalist" rather than vulture capitalist, continued investing into various products, companies and countries. These 'may or may not include': [[Greece|The Country of Greece]], [[Los Santos Corkers]], [[Merryweather Security Consulting]], the [[Die Already]] film franchise, the [[Banner Hotel]] chain, [[Dynasty 8 Real Estate]], the [[Vanilla Unicorn]] Gentleman's Club, [[Gastro Band]], [[Universal Uniform]], [[Toe Shoes]], [[Al Dente's]], [[Bourgeoiz Cognac]], [[Nogo Vodka]], [[Patriot Beer]], [[Debonaire Cigarettes]], [[Orang-o-tang]], [[Mollis]], [[Good Aids]], the [[San Andreas Lotto]], [[Pharte Gas]], [[Lando-Corp]], the [[Los Santos Department of Nuclear Power]], [[Pump & Run Gymnasium]], [[Lobon Sportswear]], [[Save-A-Cent]], [[Skiver Construction Corp]] and the [[Squeeze One Out]] Juice Bar. His influence is so great that he created the [[2007]] financial crisis after he failed to close out his positions on the stock market before taking a 'volcano-kite surfing trip' to [[Nicaragua]] in [[2007]]. Devin also established the Weston Alpha Fund to further his investments, which he based in the British Virgin Islands. The fund has a 'ground-breaking portfolio' including but not limited to: healthcare default swaps, asbestos repos, global warming myth futures, fracking forwards, biowaste binary options, [[Republic of Congo]] currency contracts, [[China|Chinese]] landfill floating rate notes, uranium ore cross-currency FRA and video poker machiens. | Devin, who describes himself as an "adventure capitalist" rather than vulture capitalist, continued investing into various products, companies and countries. These 'may or may not include': [[Greece|The Country of Greece]], [[Los Santos Corkers]], [[Merryweather Security Consulting]], the [[Die Already]] film franchise, the [[Banner Hotel]] chain, [[Dynasty 8 Real Estate]], the [[Vanilla Unicorn]] Gentleman's Club, [[Gastro Band]], [[Universal Uniform]], [[Toe Shoes]], [[Al Dente's]], [[Bourgeoiz Cognac]], [[Nogo Vodka]], [[Patriot Beer]], [[Debonaire Cigarettes]], [[Orang-o-tang]], [[Mollis]], [[Good Aids]], the [[San Andreas Lotto]], [[Pharte Gas]], [[Lando-Corp]], the [[Los Santos Department of Nuclear Power]], [[Pump & Run Gymnasium]], [[Lobon Sportswear]], [[Save-A-Cent]], [[Skiver Construction Corp]] and the [[Squeeze One Out]] Juice Bar. His influence is so great that he created the [[2007]] financial crisis after he failed to close out his positions on the stock market before taking a 'volcano-kite surfing trip' to [[Nicaragua]] in [[2007]]. Devin also established the Weston Alpha Fund to further his investments, which he based in the British Virgin Islands. The fund has a 'ground-breaking portfolio' including but not limited to: healthcare default swaps, asbestos repos, global warming myth futures, fracking forwards, biowaste binary options, [[Republic of Congo]] currency contracts, [[China|Chinese]] landfill floating rate notes, uranium ore cross-currency FRA and video poker machiens. | ||