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===Los Santos Transit Authority to shut streets?=== | ===Los Santos Transit Authority to shut streets?=== | ||
:After [[Father/Son]] | :After [[Father/Son]] | ||
{{quote|The [[Los Santos Transit Authority]] announced a 16 billion [[Money|dollar]] project to install a network of streetcar rails throughout the [[Los Santos in GTA V|city]]. "People love streetcars. They are in a lot of old movies, and you can jump on or off. And sometimes a woman gets on the streetcar in tears, and it starts to pull away, and then you chase after it, but it's too fast, and you never see her again. So you go to a boozy gin mill and pick up a floozy sitting next to you, secretly loathing her and yourself. We think this will be a big boost to tourism." City official [[Jack Ingram]] said. Others say that it's a massive waste of money in a town addicted to cars. Still others say they welcome the streetcars as something new to throw yourself in front of.}} | {{quote|The [[Los Santos Transit Authority]] announced a 16 billion [[Money|dollar]] project to install a network of streetcar rails throughout the [[Los Santos in GTA V|city]]. "People love streetcars. They are in a lot of old movies, and you can jump on or off. And sometimes a woman gets on the streetcar in tears, and it starts to pull away, and then you chase after it, but it's too fast, and you never see her again. So you go to a boozy gin mill and pick up a floozy sitting next to you, secretly loathing her and yourself. We think this will be a big boost to tourism." City official [[Jack Ingram]] said. Others say that it's a massive waste of money in a town addicted to cars. Still others say they welcome the streetcars as something new to throw yourself in front of.}} | ||
===Nerds still stiff for stiff.=== | ===Nerds still stiff for stiff.=== | ||
:After [[Friends Reunited]] | :After [[Friends Reunited]] | ||
{{quote|Murder nerds are still going crazy for [[Leonora Johnson]], the beautiful starlet who was hacked to death [[1975|nearly 40 years ago]] in a crime that has never been solved. The murder has long fascinated a section of Los Santos crime aficionados and recently some believe there may have been a breakthrough in the long cold case. A slip of the tongue from movie executive [[Ira Richards]] led some to believe that his grandfather, [[Vinewood in GTA V|Vinewood]] legend [[David Richards]] may have destroyed a confession [[Letter Scraps|letter]] shortly before he [[2012|died]]. Various people are still trying to find remnants of the letter and see who wrote it. Mr Richards now claims he was misquoted and that this is a non story but that hasn't put off amateur detectives who have long believed a Vinewood cover-up helped protect a powerful killer who may still walk among us.}} | {{quote|Murder nerds are still going crazy for [[Leonora Johnson]], the beautiful starlet who was hacked to death [[1975|nearly 40 years ago]] in a crime that has never been solved. The murder has long fascinated a section of Los Santos crime aficionados and recently some believe there may have been a breakthrough in the long cold case. A slip of the tongue from movie executive [[Ira Richards]] led some to believe that his grandfather, [[Vinewood in GTA V|Vinewood]] legend [[David Richards]] may have destroyed a confession [[Letter Scraps|letter]] shortly before he [[2012|died]]. Various people are still trying to find remnants of the letter and see who wrote it. Mr Richards now claims he was misquoted and that this is a non story but that hasn't put off amateur detectives who have long believed a Vinewood cover-up helped protect a powerful killer who may still walk among us.}} | ||
===Private jet crashes in Senora Desert – dead include key witness.=== | |||
:After [[Caida Libre]] | |||
{{quote|A private jet bound for [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] has crashed in the [[Senora Desert]] killing everybody on board, in what [[Los Santos County Sheriff|police]] are calling extremely suspicious circumstances. The plane was carrying [[Javier Madrazo]], a key witness in a case against a Los Santos based [[Madrazo Cartel|drug cartel]], whose cousin [[Martin Madrazo]], is alleged to be an organized crime kingpin.}} | |||
===Rocky Danger sent to glue factory in sky.=== | |||
:After [[Monkey Business]] | |||
{{quote|Fans of his movies are outraged that [[Rocky Danger]] might not get a star on the [[Vinewood Walk of Fame|Walk of Fame]] in [[Vinewood in GTA V|Vinewood]]. The legendary horse starred in western movies like '[[Annie is a Walkin Funny Now]]', '[[Two Boots for Betty]]' and '[[Buckin Bronco Bitches]]'. Some of the biggest names in pornography performed with the horse, who starred in numerous western adult films before retiring to an abattoir.}} | |||
===Funerals get flavor as bodies are put in action poses.=== | |||
:After [[Eye in the Sky]] | |||
{{quote|How do you want your funeral to be? Most people don't think about such morbid things, assuming this party will last forever and that your body can take it. But local funeral director [[Frank Fernworthy]] has customers excited about to plan their arrangements with "adventure funerals". Rather than lying in a casket, the deceased are facing eternity on a bass boat, motorcycle, indoor climbing wall, felching, yoga or indeed any other activity they enjoyed. Fernworthy says he even did a special arrangement for porn stars [[Heather Sparkles]] and [[Johnny Roger]] who died performing a sex scene while on large amounts of speed.}} | |||
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