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[[File:Alex& | [[File:Alex&LauraShrub-GTAVC.jpg|right|thumb|Alex Shrub, with his wife Laura in GTA Vice City]] | ||
'''Alex Shrub''' is a right wing politician who became the youngest state congressman in Florida history because, according to [[Maurice Chavez]], "he has a great haircut and says things that make you nod your head". Shrub is a delusional congressman who knowingly tries to cover up and distract people from the fact that [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] is going downhill under his term. He cares only about money and has allowed businesses to do as they please, such as legalization of Giggle Cream, a hazardous dessert which has killed 23 people. | '''Alex Shrub''' is a right wing politician who became the youngest state congressman in Florida history because, according to [[Maurice Chavez]], "he has a great haircut and says things that make you nod your head". Shrub is a delusional congressman who knowingly tries to cover up and distract people from the fact that [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] is going downhill under his term. He cares only about money and has allowed businesses to do as they please, such as legalization of Giggle Cream, a hazardous dessert which has killed 23 people. | ||
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==Alex Shrub Gallery== | ==Alex Shrub Gallery== | ||
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File:AlexShrub& | File:AlexShrub&CandySuxxx-GTAVC.jpg|Alex Shrub with [[Candy Suxxx]] on [[Juan Cortez|Colonel Cortez's]] boat | ||
File: | File:AlexShrub-GTAVC.jpg|Alex Shrub dressed up as Martha (from ''[[Martha's Mug Shot]]'' mission) | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||