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|gender = F | |gender = F | ||
|dob = July 14, [[1995]] | |dob = July 14, [[1995]] | ||
|pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV | |pob = [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] | ||
|home = [[Westdyke]] | |home = [[Westdyke]] | ||
|nationality = American | |nationality = [[United States of America|American]] | ||
|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br>[[Kayla Paulo]] | |affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br>[[Kayla Paulo]] | ||
|vehicles = [[Turismo]] | |vehicles = [[Turismo]] | ||
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She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | ||
Since her 11th birthday and/or [[2006]], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA | Since her 11th birthday and/or [[2006]], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]].) | ||
In early [[2008]], she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site. | In early [[2008]], she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site. | ||
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==Fame and wealth== | ==Fame and wealth== | ||
[[File: | [[File:JillvonCrastenbury-GTAIV-shopping.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a [[Los Santos in GTA IV Era|Los Santos]] supermarket]] | ||
[[File:JillVonCrastenburg- | [[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV-artwork.png|thumb|right|A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.]] | ||
The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]]. | The family own many large homes. Their official residence (though it is said to be a summer home) is a 19-bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. The family also owns a 63-room manor upstate and an enormous penthouse along [[Columbus Avenue]] in the [[Middle Park East]] area of [[Algonquin]]. They own several private jets, one with its own health spa and screening room. The family also gives over $300 million per month to charities that they own and operate. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]]. | ||
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