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{{quote| | {{quote|At the end of the day, we promise only one thing, and one thing only, that as it pertains to conditions in this state and in this great city, nothing will ever be precisely the way it seemed before, in so far as I think we are all aware that government is not and can never be an institution we respect, more that it is the most effective repository of your tax dollars.|Alex Shrub, [http://kentpaul.com Kent Paul's 80s Nostalgia Zone]}} | ||
'''Alex Shrub''' is a right wing politician who, in [[1980]], became the youngest state congressman in Florida history because, according to [[Maurice Chavez]], "he has a great haircut and says things that make you nod your head". Shrub is a delusional congressman who knowingly tries to cover up and distract people from the fact that [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] is going downhill under his term. He cares only about money and has allowed businesses to do as they please, such as legalization of [[Giggle Cream]], a hazardous dessert which has killed 23 people. | '''Alex Shrub''' is a right wing politician who, in [[1980]], became the youngest state congressman in Florida history because, according to [[Maurice Chavez]], "he has a great haircut and says things that make you nod your head". Shrub is a delusional congressman who knowingly tries to cover up and distract people from the fact that [[Vice City in GTA III Era|Vice City]] is going downhill under his term. He cares only about money and has allowed businesses to do as they please, such as legalization of [[Giggle Cream]], a hazardous dessert which has killed 23 people. | ||