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[[ | [[File:KirkSimplexGTAIV.png|thumb|Photo of Kirk Simplex]] | ||
'''Kirk Simplex''' is a hedge fund manager in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He amuses himself by buying up historic landmark sites in Europe and decking them out with tacky, modern fittings, then burning them down. | '''Kirk Simplex''' is a hedge fund manager in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes. He amuses himself by buying up historic landmark sites in Europe and decking them out with tacky, modern fittings, then burning them down. | ||