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(''Crash sound'') | (''Crash sound'') | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': What the fuck was that? | ||
(''To the phone again'') | (''To the phone again'') | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': Hello? HELLO? What the fuck is wrong with you people? | ||
'''Guppy''': Boss, CJ's here. | '''Guppy''': Boss, CJ's here. | ||
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(Carl and Woozie shake hands.) | (Carl and Woozie shake hands.) | ||
'''Carl''': So this is what you've been doing. | '''Carl Johnson''': So this is what you've been doing. | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': Yeah, it's been a complete nightmare. You want a stomach ulcer, try opening a Triad casino in a Mafia-run town! | ||
'''Carl''': The Mob trying to squeeze you? | '''Carl Johnson''': The Mob trying to squeeze you? | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': Yeah - the corporations are moving in and everybody's feeling the squeeze. I've got slot machines busted up, workmen being scared off... | ||
'''Carl''': So who's behind this? | '''Carl Johnson''': So who's behind this? | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': Well, there are these three mob families operating here, and each of them has a stake in Caligula's Casino, and some wacked-out lawyer's running it for them. It could be any one of them, or all of 'em. | ||
'''Carl''': Can't you just give them a little something? | '''Carl Johnson''': Can't you just give them a little something? | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': No. In addition to the usual authorities that need bribing, each one would want a slice, and I'm not about to hand over all of our profits to some wiseguy Italians! | ||
'''Carl''': Our profit? | '''Carl Johnson''': Our profit? | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': That's right, you heard me. I want to offer you a share in our casino in exchange for some help setting it up. How does that sound, partner? | ||
'''Carl''': Sounds like we got a deal then! | '''Carl Johnson''': Sounds like we got a deal then! | ||
(''A Triad comes'') | (''A Triad comes'') | ||
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'''Triad''': Boss! The boys found some thugs trying to smash one of the deliveries. We caught one of them! | '''Triad''': Boss! The boys found some thugs trying to smash one of the deliveries. We caught one of them! | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': Get rid of him. | ||
'''Carl''': Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come here. Whoever's behind this, we need to let them know that they're dealing with fully-fledged psychos. Tie him to the front of the car, let him sweat it out a little, and I'll be out there in a little while. | '''Carl Johnson''': Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come here. Whoever's behind this, we need to let them know that they're dealing with fully-fledged psychos. Tie him to the front of the car, let him sweat it out a little, and I'll be out there in a little while. | ||
(''To Woozie'') | (''To Woozie'') | ||
'''Carl''': See if we can make this guy squeal. | '''Carl Johnson''': See if we can make this guy squeal. | ||
''' | '''Wu Zi Mu''': That's my Carl! | ||
(''After | (''After scaring the thug enough'') | ||
'''Johnny''':The family is going to pay you for this! | '''Johnny Sindacco''': The family is going to pay you for this! | ||
'''Carl''':Which family? | '''Carl Johnson''': Which family? | ||
'''Johnny''':The Sindacco family of course, you idiot! | '''Johnny Sindacco''': The Sindacco family of course, you idiot! | ||
'''Carl''':That's all | '''Carl Johnson''': That's all I wanted to hear. | ||
'''Johnny''':What?Oh shit... | '''Johnny Sindacco''': What? Oh shit... | ||
==Reward== | ==Reward== | ||